No accounts. No tracking. Just shirts.
Sats for Threads runs on Bitcoin, on-chain. You order a shirt, pay in BTC straight to me, and I ship it. Here's the flow start to finish.
Prices are listed in USD. At checkout I pull a live BTC/USD rate and lock it to your order, then show you the exact amount of Bitcoin to send. That rate holds for 15 minutes — the payment screen locks in your price for that window, so the amount you see is the amount you pay. Market moves after that don't change your total.
Every order gets its own unique Bitcoin address with a QR code, generated just for that order, just for you. Open your wallet, scan or paste the address, and send the exact amount shown. The payment goes directly to me on-chain — no processor, no third party in between.
I spot your payment the moment it broadcasts to the network — usually within seconds of you hitting send. Your order is marked confirmed automatically once the network locks it in and gets one confirmation. From there I begin packaging and shipping your order.
No account needed — your Order ID is all you need. Enter it on the My Orders page anytime to see two statuses:
Tracking is added once your order ships.
Shipping is FREE!!! Orders placed Mon–Fri before 3pm CST ship same day; orders placed Sat and Sun ship Monday. Shipping times vary by location — shirts ship from the Sunflower State, near the Land of Oz.
Bitcoin transactions are final. However, if you over- or underpay, a refund is possible — provided you did not send from an exchange. Refunds go back to the address the payment came from, and exchange sends originate from a shared address you don't control, so there's nowhere safe to return your Bitcoin. Send only from a wallet you hold the keys to. If you did send the wrong amount from an exchange, message me at the email provided on order completion. Apart from wrong-amount sends, all sales are as final as a Bitcoin confirmation — no returns.
Only orders that include an email address at checkout will receive contact from me — in the form of a confirmation email, typed by hand. If you'd rather not share one, no problem: you can always track your order yourself with your Order ID on the My Orders page.
That's it. Bitcoin in, shirt out.